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Post by kunuma on Jan 20, 2008 21:10:12 GMT 1
I was sent this by a friend to put me off all these hot men I've been gazing at!!! ;D
Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books.
14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal!
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Post by exmoorfan on Jan 20, 2008 21:34:02 GMT 1
LOL..Great
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Post by seahorse on Jan 20, 2008 21:36:29 GMT 1
Fab its a good thing we dont think theres any men on here
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Post by haffyfan on Jan 20, 2008 21:51:16 GMT 1
Loving it! Hope this dosent offend anyone but this is enough to put anyone (even claire and seahorse) off men. Presenting the worlds tightest trousersAnd I dont mean her !!!!!!
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Post by kunuma on Jan 20, 2008 22:09:05 GMT 1
;D That does it, just took a vow of chastity!! Haffyfan - "you are awful but I like you"
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Post by Claire on Jan 20, 2008 22:11:04 GMT 1
Great thread! OMG that blokes trousers! But bad as it is, its not quite enough to put me off men completely ;D Maybe we should put some pics of not so hot guys here so that we can look at them after the hot men thread. Save us all needing cold showers! ;D
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Post by haffyfan on Jan 21, 2008 22:43:13 GMT 1
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Post by seahorse on Jan 21, 2008 23:14:24 GMT 1
Brillient love it
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