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Post by Claire on Jan 2, 2008 15:00:40 GMT 1
Rosie and Oscar's New Year Resolutions: (or should that be mew year?) Rosie 1. To only be sick on mummy's bed and no-where else 2. To finally destroy enough of the carpet to see the floor beneath 3. To wee in any shoe foolishly left lying around 4. To sleep on mummy's laptop keyboard as often as possible (its lovely and warm!) and hopefully sit on the key that deletes all mummy's work. (Its so funny when she jumps up and down like that!) 5. To not be tempted into eating cheap cat food 6. To murder that black cat from up the road Oscar 1. To save up particularly smelly poos for when mummy has men round so that they think its her (always gets rid of 'em!) 2. To howl like a banshee at exactly 3am every night 3. To stand in poo and tread it around as much of the house as physically possible. 4. To bonk Rosie in front of mummy's guests 5. To eat as much food as physically possible before exploding 6. To murder that black cat from up the road
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Post by seahorse on Jan 2, 2008 18:30:23 GMT 1
lol love it. Have put Arfas on here as well. 1. To crib bite when mummy is out of throwing range 2. To rip any rug I do not like colour of so I get a knew one (she loves ebay anyway somthing for her to do in evening) 3. Trample in much poo has possible and smeer it in to my forlock so I look cutie and smell 4. bounce up and down like a pogo stick when mum needs an adenline rush large open spaces good mummy makes a squeeking noise . 5. At night pull down as much electric fence as possible and jump in field with more grass mummy may take the hint. 6. Pull off my stable bandages before shows when mummy has spread that white paste all over my legs to make them glow. 7. When mummy is making a sad atempt to chat up men do a huge fart (am not called fart monkey for nothing) 8. When going x-country give jumps at least a foot to spare in case they bite me. 9. Break in to feed room at least once a week taking care to pull out the bins so Sprite can have what I dont want. 10. Chase sprite round the field and steal his food hay pile or whatever else he has just because he is a wimp and I can.
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Post by Claire on Jan 3, 2008 22:30:40 GMT 1
Haha, brilliant seahorse!! ;D ;D ;D
Arfa sounds a right little monkey (or should that be fart monkey?)
My mogs have already managed quite a few of their resolutions including puking on bed, sitting on laptop, and yowling in the middle of the night. Luckily no bonking, smelly poos or weeing in shoes has gone on...but give it time!
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Post by seahorse on Jan 3, 2008 22:41:17 GMT 1
Ah I love cats am waiting for a friends to have kittens though am concerned about new carpet when I read what they can do. Arfa is a little s*d at moment have not had time to ride so has to much energy for his own good, yet again he has amused him self getting in to wrong field but of course has no idea how he got there and cant get out on his own, and bearing in mind I can not catch him you have to open all the electric fence gates and normal gates so he can stroll in. Did have the last laugh tonight he was so determind to get the carrot bag he forgot him self followed me to the field and let me kiss him then backed off in an offended way. while trying to knock poor sprite over again.
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Post by Claire on Jan 3, 2008 22:57:59 GMT 1
Poor Sprite, Arfa must be the boss. And he looks so sweet too!
I love cats too. Like you they are my fav animals along with horses. I know it sounds mad but for some reason cats and horses remind me of each other. I think its cos they are both, er, whats the word...independant. (or something worse) They know their own mind and will do anything to get their own way. You have to earn their respect and love, whereas dogs just go out of their way to slobber all over you! (Tho I do like dogs too, used to have a lovely one.)
Oh I wish I knew a cat that was having kittens I just love them, I remember mine when they were kittens. Ahhh! Are you having one of the kittens?
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Post by seahorse on Jan 3, 2008 23:06:55 GMT 1
I want to but am worried about leaving it I work quite long hours and am down yard if I can get there. Arfa is very much boss, if anyone stands up to him he worries and cribs a lot so they have to be kept away, as Viv deals there is a bit of a turnover luckier she is very good and matches clients to horses and the horses have to be right so they can be round for a while Arfa has learnt not to get to attached, Sprite is Vivs keep pony a Black dales a thick as you know what hes only four but he loves Arfa and tries to share his hay, sometimes he allowed to.
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Post by Claire on Jan 3, 2008 23:19:43 GMT 1
Love dales ponies domino was half dales.
If you get 2 cats you can leave them together. I used to be out all the time as at one time had 3 jobs (!) I had 3 cats and they were all fine as they had company. They just seem to sleep when you're not about. Not like dogs which destroy the place to make you feel guilty!
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Post by Claire on Jan 10, 2008 0:13:52 GMT 1
Oscar forgot to mention another resolution. That is to pull the little covers off the earpieces on mummy's headphones and either chew them or carry them under the bed where mummy hoovers them up
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Post by seahorse on Jan 10, 2008 0:18:24 GMT 1
But of course if mummy is listing to music she is not paying enough attention to him..
Tell me what is this hoovering thing you speck of should I have one
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Post by haffyfan on Jan 11, 2008 20:07:31 GMT 1
I'm not too sure but think my mum may have one....I think they get rid of dirt, hairs and crumbs but seeing as Jade eats the crumbs and helps create most of the dirt and hair I don't see the point!
Ironing...now what's all that about?
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Post by seahorse on Jan 11, 2008 20:34:14 GMT 1
Yes my mum mentioned somthing about a hoover once after I dropped somthing, but she is getting older now so it could have been somthing in her youth.
Again I have heard of Ironing I also think I may have one, there is somthing I dont reconise in a box or that could be the mystery hoover.
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Post by Claire on Jan 11, 2008 21:07:47 GMT 1
seahorse, you will soon find out what a hoover is when you get a cat, especially that attachment thingy that sucks up the cats hair ;D
Ironing? I don't bother with that. Just buy tight clothes then you dont need to iron them cos you stretch out all the creases!
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Post by exmoorfan on Jan 11, 2008 21:07:48 GMT 1
Hey Girls. Don't want to be boring about pony books ( or not in the case of Monica) But Dion said that Ironing is easy (think it was Dion) just have to shove the Iron about the clothes.. Or was it Roger in Westling series..? Hoovers are definately nicer if they have four paws.. lol
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Post by seahorse on Jan 11, 2008 21:22:52 GMT 1
Dam knew there was a down side to this cat owning thing. The store manager at work mentioned somthing about ironing before christmas when I took for my fleece, I used the typical approach of when the hell do you think I have time for bl***y ironing have you seen these turkey orders, he left muttering somthing about tempermental ginger hobbits I flicked an elastic band at him.
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Post by haffyfan on Jan 11, 2008 21:33:39 GMT 1
I'll second that...you can even lend them to others.
Re Ironing.........lifes too short......Seahorse you were very restrained I would have done a 'friends' with the turkey I think.
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Post by exmoorfan on Jan 11, 2008 21:46:40 GMT 1
haffyfan please lend me yours..my four paw hoovers are fussy ones..lol
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Post by haffyfan on Jan 11, 2008 21:55:17 GMT 1
No probs but she dosen't do veg, she's a junk food addict like her mum!
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Post by exmoorfan on Jan 11, 2008 21:57:31 GMT 1
My two loved veg raw or otherwise until this year but now are fussy..prefer a plain biccy to anything..Unless its a dinked rich tea..!
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Post by seahorse on Jan 11, 2008 21:58:53 GMT 1
Can you send her down here when exmoorfan has finished pleased we would be the perfect match Domino pizza are on my speed dial. Have just sorted my washing after getting back form stables and dropped shavings all over the yard so am going to have to learn how to work that strange plastic thing, tell me how do they work.
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Post by exmoorfan on Jan 11, 2008 22:15:05 GMT 1
Seahorse, Shavings..Aahh ,A no go in a nice home or car.!!! Domino Pizza sounds fab..We have a fab Chinese takeaway.. Do great fish and chips too..!
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Post by seahorse on Jan 11, 2008 22:26:01 GMT 1
Was brought up in the middle of deepest darkest kent, two buses a day nearest shop 2 miles away, then went to work with horses again always rural, after three years of living in this tiny town I am still excited about supermarkets and take away food. Also discovered computer and get me food as well.
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